

Yuletide greetings from Black Phoenix Trading Post!
4oz Room Spray - $25.00
Soap - $9.00
8oz Bath Oil - $30.00
Hockey Urchin Bath Oil - $35.00
5ml Perfume Oil - $20.00
Stocking Full of Imps - $21.00
Tee: Crew neck - $22.00
Tee: Babydoll - $27.00
Tee: Babydoll Scoop Neck Tissue Tee - $36.00
Tee: 3X Crew Neck - $24.00
No goblin squirts or samples are available for this series!

Limited Edition Tee Shirt.

.purchase classic tee.
.purchase babydoll v-neck.
.purchase scoop neck tissue tee.
.purchase 3X crew.
.view cart / check out.

4oz Room and Atmosphere Spray.
KONDITOREI
Apple strudel, candied fruits, iced tarts, marzipan, Turkish coffee, and hot chocolate.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
WINTER WIND
Freeze, freeze thou bitter sky,
That does not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot:
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As a friend remembered not.
Heigh-ho! sing, heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then heigh-ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly.
Snow, sleet, and biting wind with a touch of holly leaf and winter mint.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
GOOD CHEER
Roasted chestnuts and candied figs.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
SCROOGE'S APARTMENTS
They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out again.
Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it: dust and darkness, a spoonful of gruel, and a low fire burning in the grate.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
THE STORYTELLER'S PARLOR
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
A soft leather armchair, pipesmoke, crackling firewood, and a snifter of brandy.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.

Exquisite handmade soaps by Villainess, scented by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.
These gloriously luxuriant soaps were created with the finest skin-nurturing ingredients. They are made by hand, from scratch, by the fiercely talented master soaper Brooke Stant, and are generously scented with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab brews. Each bar is at least 3.5oz (without any water weight), and are cut 1" thick from a 3" square block of soap. The faces of the bars are smooth and bear unique, undulating, surrealistically beautiful swirls and marbles, and the sides are textured and raw, exhibiting the complex landscape of unsculpted handmade soap.
As always, no animals were harmed during the creation of this soap, and all products were tested on friends and family.

CHOCOLATE ESPRESSO GINGERBREAD
Dark molasses, espresso beans, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and brown sugar with rum-infused espresso frosting.
.deck my halls.
.view cart / check out.

EGG NOG
Sweet brandy, dark rum, heavy cream, sugar, and a dash of nutmeg.
.deck my halls.
.view cart / check out.

SUGAR COOKIE
Sugar cookies dusted with confectioner’s sugar.
.deck my halls.
.view cart / check out.

SUGAR PLUM FAIRY
Queen of the Kingdom of Sweets: sugar plums, vanilla-infused sugar, tiare, amber musk, apricot peel, and a light dusting of cacao.
.deck my halls.
.view cart / check out.

8oz Bath Oil
Our unique blend of softening and replenishing oils, with rosehip, shea, evening primrose, fractionated coconut, and vitamin E, will ensure that you experience the utmost in sublime (or fiendish!) pleasure.
Superbly moisturizing without being greasy, lushly scented without being heavy-handed.
Paraben & formaldehyde free. No sodium lauryl or sodium laureth sulfate.
Black Phoenix, Inc. does not test on animals. All of our products are tested on friends and family.
EGG NOG
Sweet brandy, dark rum, heavy cream, sugar, and a dash of nutmeg.
Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
GINGERBREAD POPPET
Warm, cozy gingerbread spiced with nutmeg, clove and cinnamon.
Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
HOCKEY URCHIN
A warming, ache and pain relieving, muscle relaxing bath: red ginger with patchouli, chamomile, honey, allspice, and nutmeg, sprinkled with Epsom salts.
Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
ICE PRINCESS
Iced blackberries, blackcurrant honey, frozen white peach, and sweet vanilla cream.
Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
SILENT FOREST
Snow-draped pine, cedar, and fir, with juniper, mountain sage, and wild thyme.
Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
WINTER FAIRY
Honey, lotus root, orris root, white jasmine, and winter berries.
Shea oil, olive oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, rosehip seed, evening primrose oil, vitamin E, isopropyl myristate, glycereth-7-cocoate (derived from coconut), oleth 3, and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.

+ PERFUME
Three Christmas Puddins!
BLACK CHERRY AMARETTO CHRISTMAS PUDDIN’
Sweet Christmas pudding with black cherries soaked in vanilla-drizzled amaretto.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
FIGGY PUDDIN’
Calymyrna figs, dark rum, cognac, raisins, cinnamon, ginger, brown sugar, and clove.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
PLUM PUDDIN’
Sultana raisins, red currants, candied orange peel, allspice, clove, nutmeg, sherry, and cognac.
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
And two stockings filled with imps.
STOCKING FULL OF IMPS I
Amaretto Macaroon
Blueberry Peppermint
Red Velvet Truffle
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
STOCKING FULL OF IMPS II
Honey Gingerbread
Raspberry Thumbprint Cookie
Snowy Rum Ball
.purchase.
.view cart / check out.
|