What does this Valentine's Day bring? Agony or Ecstasy?
Let the Alchemy Lab Imps and Trading Post Goblins decide!
Limited Edition Tee and Perfume combo pack!
$45.00US
The Inquisition is closed.
Tell us a tale of love or loss (fact or fiction, personal or gossippy -- we don't care!), and the goblins will select an appropriate scent for you! THIS is the AGONY OR ECSTASY INQUISITION! For $45US, you will receive both a Limited Edition holiday tee [your choice of babydoll V-neck or traditional crew] and a woeful or wonderful oil that coordinates with your Valentine's Day judgment.
How do you influence the imps and goblins? You may plead your case in the comments field of your order. If you choose to leave it blank, the denizens of Black Phoenix will utilize the ancient art of sniffomancy in order to determine your fate. Should you opt not to tell us a story, we will gladly accept romantic haiku, sorrowful sonnets, or dirty limericks! If you leave the comment field blank, the goblins will put on their Official Black Phoenix Trading Post Blindfolds (patent pending), and will then select a scent for you at random.
... you will receive a tee, designed by the Black Phoenix Doodle Mistress, Jennifer Williamson, and a 5ml bottle of one of the following oils, chosen at random:
The Agony of Longing: Attar of rose, violet, white pear, Queen Elizabeth root, and freesia.
The Agony of Heartache: Purple sage, red patchouli, blackberry, lemon blossom, and lime rind.
The Agony of Loss: French lavender, cedar, armoise, white sandalwood, awapuhi, and the smoke of burning love letters.
The Emo Goblin tee features stark white ink on black cotton.
When we two parted
In silence and tears,
Half broken-hearted
To sever for years,
Pale grew thy cheek and cold,
Colder thy kiss;
Truly that hour foretold
Sorrow to this.
The dew of the morning
Sunk chill on my brow --
It felt like the warning
Of what I feel now.
Thy vows are all broken,
And light is thy fame;
I hear thy name spoken,
And share in its shame.
They name thee before me,
A knell to mine ear;
A shrudder comes o'er me --
Why wert thou so dear?
They know not I knew thee,
Who knew thee so well --
Long, long I shall rue thee,
Too deeply to tell.
In secret we met --
In silence I grieve,
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit deceive
If I should meet thee
After long years,
How should I greet thee? --
With silence and tears.
... you will receive a tee, also designed by the Black Phoenix Doodle Mistress, and a 5ml bottle of one of the following oils, chosen at random:
The Ecstasy of Infatuation: Black cherry, pink grapefruit, white musk, lemon verbena, champagne grape, pikaki, plumeria, and Hawaiian ginger.
The Ecstasy of Passion: Bourbon vanilla, red musk, galbanum, ambergris, sweet clove, petitgrain, and golden amber.
The Ecstasy of True Love: Patchouli, carnation, peach blossom, frankincense, honeysuckle, and Spanish mandarin.
The Ecstasy tee features amorous red ink on black cotton.
And in Life's noisiest hour,
There whispers still the ceaseless Love of Thee,
The heart's Self-solace and soliloquy.
______________________
You mould my Hopes, you fashion me within;
And to the leading Love-throb in the Heart
Thro' all my Being, thro' my pulses beat;
You lie in all my many Thoughts, like Light,
Like the fair light of Dawn, or summer Eve
On rippling Stream, or cloud-reflecting Lake.
And looking to the Heaven, that bends above you,
How oft ! I bless the Lot, that made me love you.
 
 
All of our tees have a reinforced neckband, and are made from pre-shrunk 100% ultrasoft and fluffy ring spun combed cotton. The babydolls and babydoll v-necks have double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom, are side-seamed, and have a gently tapered and relaxed body.
Agony or Ecstasy is only sold as a set, and the tees and oils in this LE cannot be sold on their own. Please remember to select the size and style of your tee when ordering. You may place an order for multiple sets, or place mutiple orders, and in either case, each will be considered seperately in the course of the Inquisition process. If you are placing an order for more than one set, you may submit multiple Agony or Ecstasy tales, applicable to each order. Please indicate which Agony or Ecstasy statement pertains to which size and style combination in your order.
Once your Agony or Ecstasy status is determined, you will be given one of the oils from your status category. This is a random process, akin to Chaos Theory; requests for specific oils will distress the Imps and Goblins, and they will cry. Have you ever seen a goblin cry? It ain't pretty.
You have until February 14, 2007 to submit to the Inquisition, at which point the Imps and Goblins will retire to their conference room and cease to accept orders. All orders placed after January 25, 2007 ARE NOT guaranteed to arrive before Valentine's Day.
The Inquisition is closed.
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