Handmade Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Home Fragrance
The Trading Post is proud to introduce the first in our home fragrance line: Atmospheric Room and Linen Sprays. Use these sprays to establish a distinctive ambiance in your living spaces. Each spray possesses a unique essence, dedicated to a specific type of location. Turn your bedroom into a bordello, your rec room into a dungeon, or your library into the Queen's Croquet Ground with a few quick schpritzes!
The scents were created by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab for the Trading Post. These sprays are generously scented with copious amounts of Black Phoenix perfume oil and disperse beautifully. A little goes a long way.
Labels printed on an Earth-friendly corn biopolymer.
The Black Phoenix Partnership does not test on animals. We test on friends and family, and on the linens of friends and family!
2ml spray samples of the Atmospheric Sprays (Goblin Squirts!) are available for $4 a pop! Halloweenies and the District Atmosphere Sprays are not available as a Goblin Squirt.
We are phasing out the 8oz room sprays, so only the Queen's Croquet Ground, Cathouse, and Down the Rabbit Hole will be offered in that size. All of the GC sprays are available in 4oz bottles, and in Goblin Squirt form!
$23 per 4oz Little Squirt Spray Bottle
$40 per 8oz Big Squirt Spray Bottle
ALCHEMICAL LABORATORY
And yet surely to alchemy this right is due, that it may be compared to the husbandman whereof Æsop makes the fable, that when he died he told his sons that he had left unto them gold buried under the ground in his vineyard: and they digged over the ground, gold they found none, but by reason of their stirring and digging the mould about the roots of their vines, they had a great vintage the year following: so assuredly the search and stir to make gold hath brought to light a great number of good and fruitful inventions and experiments, as well for the disclosing of nature as for the use of man's life.
-- Sir Francis Bacon
Frankincense, benzoin, opoponax, rose geranium, daemonorops, and cinnabar accord.
.4oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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CATHOUSE
A nineteenth century Southern bordello: magnolia, jasmine, honey musk, tobacco, vanilla bean, bourbon vanilla, and Spanish moss.
.4oz squirt.
.8oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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DOC CONSTANTINE'S MEDICINE SHOW
Cures what ails ye!
Polished wood, olibanum, questionable medicinal herbs, sarsaparilla, and a splash of bay rum.
.4oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but to her great disappointment it was empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.
Daisies and dirt with a hint of orange marmalade, dry leaves, and crunchy old sticks.
.4oz squirt.
.8oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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EREBOS
Thus saying, from her side the fatal Key,
Sad instrument of all our woe, she took;
And towards the Gate rouling her bestial train,
Forthwith the huge Porcullis high up drew,
Which but her self not all the STYGIAN powers
Could once have mov'd; then in the key-hole turns
Th' intricate wards, and every Bolt and Bar
Of massie Iron or sollid Rock with ease
Unfast'ns: on a sudden op'n flie
With impetuous recoile and jarring sound
Th' infernal dores, and on thir hinges great
Harsh Thunder, that the lowest bottom shook
Of EREBUS. She op'nd, but to shut
Excel'd her power; the Gates wide op'n stood,
That with extended wings a Bannerd Host
Under spread Ensigns marching might pass through
With Horse and Chariots rankt in loose array;
So wide they stood, and like a Furnace mouth
Cast forth redounding smoak and ruddy flame.
Before thir eyes in sudden view appear
The secrets of the hoarie deep, a dark
Illimitable Ocean without bound,
Without dimension, where length, breadth, and highth,
And time and place are lost; where eldest Night
And CHAOS, Ancestors of Nature, hold
Eternal ANARCHIE, amidst the noise
Of endless warrs and by confusion stand.
Solace in darkness, the personification of shadow: lavender, black vanilla, white melon, night-blooming jasmine, rose, cedar, cyclamen, violet, and hyacinth.
.4oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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THE FAINTING COUCH
Lush velvet cushions and prim tea rose, a splash of rose water on a lace doily, strong black tea, a whiff of pomander, and an orris root sachet.
.4oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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OKIYA
Cherry blossom, green tea, and sake.
.4oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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THE QUEEN'S CROQUET GROUND
`Are their heads off?' shouted the Queen.
`Their heads are gone, if it please your Majesty!' the soldiers shouted in reply.
`That's right!' shouted the Queen. `Can you play croquet?'
The soldiers were silent, and looked at Alice, as the question was evidently meant for her.
`Yes!' shouted Alice.
`Come on, then!' roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession, wondering very much what would happen next.
Green grass and red roses.
.4oz squirt.
.8oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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SALOON #10
Nuttal & Mann's Saloon No. 10, Deadwood, Black Hills, Dakota Territory: sweaty leather, chewing tobacco, and Red Eye.
.4oz squirt.
.goblin squirt.
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EXOTIC BAZAAR
Nepalese amber, white sandalwood, black peppercorn, ambrette seed,
neroli, coconut sugar, cardamom pods, ginger, fennel, bitter almond,
liquorice root, henna, copaiba balsam, and spikenard.
.4oz spray.
.goblin squirt.
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FAE FOREST
Mist-shrouded woods: Siberian fir needles, white pine bark, aspen
leaf, wild lily, bergamot, wood violet, thimbleberry, sun-star, golden
bell, snowdrop, heartsease, and bloodroot.
.4oz spray.
.goblin squirt.
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UNSPEAKABLY EVIL TEMPLE
A profane blend of opoponax, galangal root, dried mosses, wormwood
accord, sandarac, frankincense, myrrh, and black copal.
.4oz spray.
.goblin squirt.
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$27.50 per 4oz Bottle
GERTRUDE DIX'S
White magnolias, vanilla orchid, and a cascade of champagne.
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MAHOGANY HALL
Polished mahogany and teakwood and swirls of cigar smoke, with deep patchouli, tonka, cardamom, Spanish moss, and bourbon vanilla.
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PETE LALA'S CAFE
Dusty leather, dry cedar and fir, fresh tobacco smoke, and the scent of tucked-away gris gris bags for luck in love, potency, and virility.
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$25 per 4oz Lupercalia Spray Bottle
APHRODITE KYPRIA
Egyptian musk, Ceylon cinnamon, cassia, and bourbon vanilla.
.4oz spray.
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APHRODITE EYRKINÊ
Blood orange, ylang ylang, red musk, jasmine, and mimosa.
.4oz spray.
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$25 per 4oz Yule Spray Bottle
KONDITOREI
Apple strudel, candied fruits, iced tarts, marzipan, Turkish coffee, and hot chocolate.
.4oz spray.
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WINTER WIND
Freeze, freeze thou bitter sky,
That does not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot:
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As a friend remembered not.
Heigh-ho! sing, heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then heigh-ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly.
Snow, sleet, and biting wind with a touch of holly leaf and winter mint.
.4oz spray.
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GOOD CHEER
Roasted chestnuts and candied figs.
.4oz spray.
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SCROOGE'S APARTMENTS
They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out again.
Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it: dust and darkness, a spoonful of gruel, and a low fire burning in the grate.
.4oz spray.
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THE STORYTELLER'S PARLOR
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
A soft leather armchair, pipesmoke, crackling firewood, and a snifter of brandy.
.4oz spray.
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$25 per 4oz Halloween Spray Bottle
THE ORCHARDS OF HELL
Pomegranate, mint, aconite, black poppy, white rose, narcissus, willow bark, wonder-flowers, asphodel blossoms, and poplar.
.4oz spray.
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HARVEST FESTIVAL
Hay bales, roaring bonfires, corn stalks, and spiced cider.
.4oz spray.
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